He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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