Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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