But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i've created a new STD.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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