So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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