Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
