No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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