this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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