Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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