I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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