why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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