She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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