You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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