so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Come share oat with me in your robe
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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