Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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