just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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