Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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