: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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