So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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