i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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