I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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