Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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