the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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