Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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