I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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