I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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