Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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