Christians are straight up FREAKS
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Dick very happy bro
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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