Will you blow on my dice?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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