Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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