Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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