we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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