you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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