Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
