do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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