your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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