What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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