4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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