i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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