i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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