i permit you to call me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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