I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We had sex on a dog bed..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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