me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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