when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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