its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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