Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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