Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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