I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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