I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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