we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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