the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
